Right, we settled in! The Le Roux guesthouse has the typical eccentric construction of the rest of Berg&Dal, and the other older guesthouses in Kruger!
There is a "Mommy and Daddy's Room" at the far end, with its own bathroom and verandah, so one only needs to come out of there for food!
Amid the luxury there are strange things like scattered bricks and metal spikes embedded in the ground near the braai area...I rearranged stuff a bit as I knew someone would stumble around there at some stage that night...I often get injured on the trips, dunno if anyone has noticed?
Fortunately I have learned to kick stones and logs over in the bush before picking them up!
Fantarantulistic!
A nice cool living room, exhausted from moving the family catches breath...aardvarksa wearing a silly hat today.
And posing for photoshoot outside...
The serenity was amazing, and peace des....
Dyslexic monkey: "HANDS IN THE AIR YOU MOTHERSTICKERS, THIS IS A FUCKUP!"
(Old joke...)
Now Vim and ASA were in the army decades ago, and went into typical SA crimewave mode...
Asa: "Slaan dekking!"
Vim: "Women and children into the house and stock the cooler!"
RP: "Ok!"
Asa: "Voorwarts mars!"
Vim: "Waar is my aapjas?"
Monkey:
"HAND OVER ALL YOUR FLOOD AND VALUELESS INDEFINITELY!"
I am quite the military tactician myself, and ran inside bravely!
Actually I closed all the doors and windows, just in time as another monkey was sneaking in the back door!
Back at the front Vim was hurling objects at the monkey with gay abandon, nearly injuring Asa in the process...
Asa: "Friendly fire, friendly fire!"
Vim: "No, traitors in the ranks!"
RP: "I have you covered from the bathroom here!"
Vim: "Prepare to die, monkey!"
Monkey:
"DUCK YOU! I SHALL NEVER SUSPENDER!"
After a while the middle-aged freedom fighters took a chair and were authorised by battalion headquarters to glare at will...
Vim: "I'll sue your ass!"
Asa: "Pant pant..."
Monkey:
"BRICKS AND BONES MAY BREAK MY STICKS, BUT WON'T HEART ME!"
Anyway, we won the day!
Asa, being a bit of a "poor financial performer", has a very good habit of not wasting food, which one should always do! We had made far too much meat the previous night, as usual, so instead of making new brunch, they put the leftover meat in a pot with onions and what not. Delicious!
Note the marmite, enjoyed by all!
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