Some Not-So-Picky-Eaters
Angry human parents: "
Keep it up and you'll end up being a funny smell in the basement".
Angry hyena parents: "
Keep it up and you'll end up being a funny smell in the den AND my next meal".
Humans… because foods are mass harvested, factory processed, and then, packaged the USA's FDA (Food and Drug Admin.) allows food companies to include a certain number of “defects” in the final products. “Defects” is code for the inclusion of “foreign matter” in canned and packaged foods, including insects, insect parts, rodent hairs, larvae, rodent poop, mammal poop, bone material, mold, rust, and cigarette butts. These “defects” are not dangerous in the quantities theyʼve allowed. I suppose other countries regulate products for human consumption also. (?)
Hyenas... Nothing is too gross for we connoisseurs of corpses and carcasses. We have NO rules and never discriminate against ANY of our fellow earthlings, insects, critter hair, maggots, larvae, poop in any form, bone fragments, mold, old tires, chihuahuas, anything with flesh-eating diseases, or those that scream Chika-Chika Boom-Boom. We refer to these as "seasoning".
Wussy humans? If a rat squats on your wiener, you'll call in sick the whole week.
I suspect this is God's revenge on hyenas,
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after spending many hours at the Build-a-Bear store trying to make a teddy bear.
Vultures are obviously hyenas reincarnated (that is, if the vulture didn't swoop down immediately after the hyena's demise), so don't ever play dead with hyenas or vultures, as that is exactly what they are waiting for.
Lastly - (HEY! why all the background clapping???
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Little Bee-eater -
if it was hungry enough, wouldn't it also eat Big bees?
Okay, my entries are becoming as lame as my sightings,
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so I'll get you out of your misery with my last post…..
(HEY! why all the background clapping???)