The Universal Language All English Speakers Understand
You're probably thinking it's The Language of Love,

right? Wrong.
We all know the same word can exist in several different forms. For example, the word ‘encourage’ is a verb, but ‘encouragement’ is a noun. A lesser known fact is that English also has a "
drunken form" of words so that those like RP and his ilk can understand the written word 24/7/365. This dialect is known as drunken
Idiolects
For example: "Eish" is the drunken form of "each".
"I wissh eish o' youz welsh, healsh, an' happynish."… HIC
So, the correct answer is:
Drunken Speech, which I will use for this entry to avoid any further misunderstandings.
