Africa Wild

The next day I left early at sparrow fart.

RP should have been shot that night. All I can remember is the toilet light coming on every five minutes and the sounds of an old man shuffling to and fro.

The moment I could I was out that bungalow. I hit the road to Pkop. Lights on in the dark.
I had a couple if hyena pass by in a hurry, then a white rhino prancing in the headlights, followed by a grumpy elephant then I got this on the road for 2 km tbc

Hei! What did you get?

He saw a Baboon

And no it wasn't RP

Anyway after all those lovely sightings I went back to camp and fetch RP and go for lunch at Nhlanguleni picnic site , with the Briwn clan. I'll get back to the mornings sightings later.

RP raised my eyebrows by asking to drive the cruiser. I conceded after explaining the ins and out s of not rolling it on the dirt

I use the cruiser as s work horse btw it is very reliable and spends its life on rough dirt roads.

It had a puncture the next morning.

Poor Gump

How long have you known RP

Gump's version is Pistoriusly False!

Firstly, I did not snore, and got up once, not switching on the light so as not to be rude!

Gump prowled around my bed all the time, breathing heavily, waiting to put spiders in...

He also showers about 5 times per day, for some reason...the shower is just on the other side of the wall from my head. He had blocked the shower drain the first day already.

I drove for about 20km...with Gump moaning that he gets carsick if he sits on the passenger side, I must be careful of the Little Kapoen's massive turning circle, how many people roll 4x4s on sand roads, how quickly it uses fuel etc. etc... What a baby. Also, I wasn't allowed anything to drink...he made up all sorts of rules and challenges, then procrastinated and broke them...

He forgets to mention that we had to race to the shop to get him beer first thing...and he bought the student suicide 500ml cans, like a glutton...who does that at his age?

interesting to "hear" 2 versions of maybe the same story