What is the animal saying?

[Poplap]

"This brylcream really does hold it in place well."

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"Why are we only black and white and that one down there all coloured? Not fair "

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Lady kingfisher on right:

"How many times have I told you not to slouch when they are taking pictures! "

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Sister to brother: "I wonder what Mom's relationship with that zebra entailed?" -O -O :roll:

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Wife to husband on the left: "If you listened to me we would not be lost now!"

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Kingfisher on the right: "The next fish we see is mine....got it?"

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Pic courtesy of Krugerpark.com

"Ish there more of thish sthuff...RP's gonna be here shoon!" -O -O

[Poplap]

"you promised me all I wanted of " thish sthuff" and iss already empty If you don't keepa your promise, me is no way gonna keep mine , go away! "

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RP: But Duuup, you luk shooow youuung...shhh...nicshh...

[Poplap]

"You know I prefer the cheap shtuff, well done, old chap!"