Its a WILD life....

[Flutterby]

[Richprins]

I have posted this somewhere...

Was with a ladyfriend in Kruger once...yes, it does happen...


We were good friends, and things were going swimmingly!


Just south of Lower Sabie, in intense heat, the chocolate bar/ice cream she was eating broke off a bit, as they are prone to do, and fell into her lap.

Her only jeans of the trip, I think, so pulled over to do the wiping/cleaning thing, but no lappies/tissue available, upon inspection...


So I did the logical thing, as Mr Spock would say, and leant over and down and removed the misplaced matter off the thigh orally? Sounds sensible and worked well, and was tasty too!

It really does work well, and good advice for Forumites, IMO!


The only problem was, if you stop for a millisecond in that area of the Park, about 10 vehicles descend upon you within seconds...



Very embarrassing, the looks you get, I must say...at least I didn't try to explain, rather drove off? What would you males have done?

[Alf]

While on our recent trip we were driving down the S36. Saw a car parked in the shade but nobody inside

As we approached suddenly one head popped up, then another

It was two girls inside that were laughing and didn't know where to hide their heads

So we stopped next to them asking if everything was ok (we knew what they were up to)

They were sitting inside the car blushing, couldn't even get one word out

[Richprins]

What would you males have done?

[RobertT]

What would you males have done?

I would have been better prepared with a cloth in the vehicle. Think you were just taking liberties.

[Dewi]

I'd have asked the cat to clean it up.

[Flutterby]

RP, I'm sure you had loads of tissues hidden somewhere...as Robert said, taking liberties!

[Inyati]

I would have bought more ice cream/ chocolates and hidden the tissues.....

[Richprins]

Very witty, esp Deli!

Ja, I suppose there were tissues somewhere, but time was of the essence?

[Inyati]

Good call Boon, I understand you need to take what you can get, when or where you can get it!!!