Where to start?
What an incredible tale of an experience in the wild - good,

bad,

ugly

. Thank goodness, we humans tend to remember the GOOD of our vacations over the less desirable moments. As is often stated, "It's all part of the adventure." As is also said, " Adventure starts where your comfort zone ends." You handled it all with aplomb.
LOVED the "farting cable"

SO and I now incorporate that into our bantering.
Ahh...a brownie at KK - iconic
CONGRATS on the Barking Gecko - even out of its burrow!!! I've stopped taking pics of them 'cause they never "do anything"- just stare. Excellent.
How do I love your birds? Let me count the ways - Marabou Stork, Long-tailed P. Whydah, Hawk Eagle, Striped Kingfisher.....
Nossob and TR as less than desirable stayovers - agree. Maybe the new units will make Nossob desirable again. Not sure.
Uranib -
Page 18 - the giraffe blurred motion with the water, intended or not, wonderful
LOVE the (dried) flower pics
Last, but not least, the suckling wildebeest - too sweet, thank you.
Again, I have enjoyed your tales both on this Forum and the SansParks Forum, and look forward to your next adventure - GOOD, BAD, UGLY, and "farting cable" moments....
