Scar Wars VII- Destroyer Returns (Shingwedzi 2014)

[Toko]

Nice spot for a leopard

[Richprins]

Thanks!

And then the storm arrived...

We didn't know about it, but this is what went down early that morning in Greater Mbombela...


Frew: "Is Dest Ready? We mustn't be late!"

BL: "He hasn't answered his phone all morning..."

Frew: "Oh well, maybe it's flat. Is this his house?"

BL: "No the next one. There's his car."

Frew: "But the car door is wide open! Murder! Kidnapping!"

BL: "The house door is also open! Let's go in!"

Frew: "Oh the humanity!"

BL: "Here he is on the couch, half naked!"

Frew: "Date Rape! I can smell the industrial alcohol!"

BL: "Wake up, you sod!"

etc. etc.

I kid you not, this is how Destroyer prepares for trips, presumably thinking that he needs to give himself a Royal sendoff event like troops leaving for foreign soil or something! And he was troublesome all morning, being cheeky to a traffic cop when they got a ticket on the way up, and beating BL's shoulder blue from the back seat while regaling them with his tales of blah blah...



At Mopane..


RP: "This is nonsense! You are a disgrace! You made them late! When are you going to grow up? "

Dest" RPeeeee! How are yooouuu! Thish ish amashing! Thanksh sho mush.."

RP " "


Anyway, no point in trying to deal with him, so we all had our traditional Gins and Tonic!

And peace was restored to the little village we know so well....

[Lisbeth]

Only two AW shirts shame on you

[Alf]

Is that a wine glass you holding RP

[Lisbeth]

Alf, they never have glasses enough of the same model for all in any accommodation in Kruger

[Richprins]

BL has ordered a shirt...Dwarf wears his at odd times during the trip!

F knows what Destroyer does!

No wine glass, Alf!

[Alf]

Apologies

[Richprins]

No apology needed...a trick of light!

[Lisbeth]

No apology needed...a trick of light!

Looking better I can see it now I thought too that it was a wine glass

[nan]

wine glass, only 2 T-shirts and a mask... what publicity