Africa Wild

Odds 'n Ends

"Who's for dinner, dear?"









Giraffes practicing their synchronized necking moves,






and their Mick Jagger faces

A bird with bad communal ablutions manners

Rub a dub dub, 4 hyenas in a tub



Proof positive mud pack facials aren't an effective beauty strategy

The Universal Language All English Speakers Understand

You're probably thinking it's The Language of Love, right? Wrong.

We all know the same word can exist in several different forms. For example, the word ‘encourage’ is a verb, but ‘encouragement’ is a noun. A lesser known fact is that English also has a "drunken form" of words so that those like RP and his ilk can understand the written word 24/7/365. This dialect is known as drunken Idiolects

For example: "Eish" is the drunken form of "each".
"I wissh eish o' youz welsh, healsh, an' happynish."… HIC

So, the correct answer is: Drunken Speech, which I will use for this entry to avoid any further misunderstandings.

Drunk: verb; past tense of "drink"



"Wich o you sumbishes drunk the lasht beer?"





Sheenback





Jimshback





Zh'raff





Schnokered Zh'raff





Anudder turdish bych da dusht

"Hey, Purdy lady…"




"Wowzer! Atta shober ya up REEL fasht!"





"Why do I ALWAYS have to be the designated driver?!"





Shree Shripe…….Stree Strip…..Sheesh Srip Moush...
Rat





Sish hardabeeshdes

Very ugly looking Hyena

Did you get the shake's with the red hartebeest photo .Was that double layer and then dimed with the sliders in PS

Flutterby wrote:

ExFmem wrote:

"Hey, Purdy lady…"

Looks like a Barn Owl!!

You're right! Wish I had thought of that! Would have been a much funnier caption.

PRWIN wrote:Did you get the shake's with the red hartebeest photo .Was that double layer and then dimed with the sliders in PS

Sish hardabeeshdes

No, PRWIN, I don't know how to do Layers, yet. But with the helpful links and tips you offered in the Landscape topic, I should be able to learn soon.
I just used the clone tool and put it at 50% opacity, clicked on the nose, and cloned another, fainter, hardabeeshde.

(Trying to duplicate a drunk's double vision. )

Also thanks for your comments RP, Mel, and Alf.