The date was set for Thursday 18th October 2012. The only problem was that I had meetings in Joburg on 15,16,17, so it would be a mad scramble for me to get back home at about 21:00 on the Wednesday, get the Landy loaded and ready to pick 3 other rascals up at 04:45 on Thursday morning. But hey, when a bush trip is involved, there's always a way.
My sweet SO assisted by buying my beer and groceries and my son got my fishing gear ready whilst I was in Jhb, so no big panic there.
Loading the Landy went well, it normally does with the excitement, and by 23:30 I was geared to go. Should I set my alarm? Naaah! I probably won't sleep well anyway.
Thursday 04:00
The built in alarm never fails, a quick shower and shave, and I quietly sneak out the door without waking the household, the day has arrived. I drive to one of the gangs house where the crew is waiting, we load their kit and on exactly the anticipated time of departure we get on the R40, Hoetspruit bound. As we crawl through Hazeview, we get a call on the cellphone from the other vehicle, a Hilux double cab, informing us that they are just leaving Nelspruit, the plan is to have a breakfast at the Wimpy in Hoetspruit where we will meet up. At exactly 06:50 we pull up at the Wimpy and wait for opening time which is 07:00. Oh well, nothing to do but grab a few ice cold beers out of the fridge in the back of the Landy. Oh boy, this will be a long day.
The rest of the gang arrive and we order breakfast. Apparently a fuse in the Hilux keeps popping on their fridge circuit, this could be disastrous for them, but with a lot of useless suggestions and hilarious comments I find a dead short in the wiring. We fix that in no time but now need to track down a shop where we can buy new fuses. After cruising around Hoetspruit we locate some fuses and we head for Gravelot. By the sounds of the chatter between various people in the 2 vehicles over the 2-way radios, I can tell, that their fridge is working well. As one of the drivers, I get fed Coke
We have plotted a short cut ( or so we think) and turn right onto a gravel road about 10 k's after Gravelot and the slip-sliding on muddy roads starts.
Aha, tarred road again, Giani slips past. Uh oh, is that traffic cop waiving me down, I wasn't speeding, the Landy can't go that fast. Just a normal vehicle inspection. I only have half a front license plate, the boerbulls thought it made a nice toy, so I get out in a hurry and stand in front of it whilst talking to the cop, "Where are you from, where are you going, may I see your license", all the usual stuff. "Enjoy your journey and drive safely". "Thank you officer, we will". Hah, she didn't notice. " oh and sir, please get a new license plate".
THE OFFENDING LICENCE PLATE
The lady on the GPS warns that our next turnoff is 2 k's ahead, a dirt track heading for what seems like nowhere. As a good pilot must, I trust my instruments and obey. The only problem with these bush tracks is that they tend to change over time, but we keep going never the less. At a few points the track disappears and we have to backtrack for a kilometer or two, to pick up the correct track again.
Soon, we stop to deflate tyres and stretch the legs, and from here on we engage 4 wheel drive, it's getting pretty rough and hot.
IT'S EASY TO LOOSE YOUR WAY ON TRACKS LIKE THESE
Huge Baobabs dot the landscape and birdlife is in abundance. Unfortunately I have to keep my eyes glued to the rough track, so miss 90% of them, a problem I must get used to over the next few days. After climbing many steep hills and swaying into deep valleys, the track gets better and we soon find the turnoff to the mine. This is where we meet up with the third vehicle in our convoy. We pull over in the shade of a huge baobab to meet and greet and I thirstely down a cold beer. This place is hot. Only a few more k's to the park gate.
Although the Landy carries 150 litres of diesel the other vehicles need to refuel, so I join the queue at the mine pumps and top up the tanks anyway, who knows how much driving we will have to do in the next few days. We purchase as much ice as we can get at the little shop and head for the gates, what a beautiful sight after 530 hard kilometers. The time is 14:30.