Birthday to never forget… 50 or BUST in Kruger

[trailrunner]

She needed to go!!!!

[trailrunner]

Paranoid trail meet paranoid Lis!

That giraffe has the smallest horns in the history of giraffe!

Clearly just as small as the equipment that you were gifted with, both intellectually and othwrwise.

We cant help what we have got, but we can help what we do with it.

Please guys, excuse the bus conductor he is suffering from heatstroke

[trailrunner]

.don't mind Lis, she's a dear old stick-in-the-mud....been like that since 2006 on the SP forums!

Careful there Look what's written under my avatar ( where is the yellow card, Toko?)

Just checked that out so am I in danger of my 1st Yellow?

Not you trailrunner....you are excused, being new on the forum It was intended for RP

Thanks Liz just wanna get the rules straight. I know that the Boon is a serial offender.

[nan]

it seems this TT will run for lot of pages...if not a lot of time

[trailrunner]

Okay nan so we will get the bus into 2nd gear.

This little guy broke away from his mama sufficiently for me to get a quick shot during the ongoing plea for a toilet.

[nan]

superb

[Toko]

Nice little guy and the first bird is also .

Toilet drama sounds familiar, but usually it's the gents

Make your photos smaller, max. 800 px and they show full size

[trailrunner]

Sorry folks seems like a technical gitch on the side of the site just cant post for the now.

[trailrunner]

Okay so that seemed alright but my more elaborate post not so.

So where were we???

I dash down the badly rutted S28 at 60 KMPH to the Nthahdanyathi hide my missus dives out to discover that there is no loo.

Okay, the toilet is not really the big issue but the fact that there is a big board at the hide that stipulates that should an individual utilize the facility as a toilet then prosecution would be a necessary consequence..... Blah, Blah!!!!

My intention from the get - go on this trip, was not to break either the Park rules or the law as far as I could avoid doing that.

As for my darling wife she would rather wet herself than break the law, but that just seemed a bit much under the circumstances.

After a quick relief break with no one around and no tissue paper left behind we moved on.

[trailrunner]

Needless to say I was extremely grumpy

We had been inside for two hours and we had seriously broken the rules, left the Rhino's without spending more time and I was just well, I suppose a tad hungover from the Princes beer as well.

Did I mention that whilst my good lady was occupied I just thought that it may be a good idea to lose some of the previous days liquid myself.