
Richprins, sorry to offend your sensibilities

AS IF YOU HAVE ANY...
Thanks to all for being so kind...seems we ALL have the same family maladies and misfits. It's
NORMAL
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Here's a quick chuckle

or two

until the next installment:
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold an egg.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is Grandma or Grandpa's lap.
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""The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."