Kalahari Ramblings - meanderings without any apparent direction…
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:38 am
Winner gets a life-sized mediocre photograph of a giraffe. Any house renovations to accommodate it are at the winner's own expense.
Loser gets a life-sized bedbug. Not a print, a real bedbug, or you can opt for a weekend getaway to the North Korean Riviera. So think before answering impetuously.
Quiz
1. We all know the Kgalagadi is a predator's paradise. How many predators did I photograph this trip (April 17 - May 17, 2017)?
A. Zero
B. Between 25 and 35
C. A Brazilian
D. All of the above
2. How many can you name? _____
Those who chose "A" above can go back into your cave.
Legal Disclaimer: not ALL predators are Brazilian.
3. It is widely known the Universe is made up of neutrons, protons, and morons. How many oxymorons did we encounter on our trip?
4. Can you name any?
5. How many DIFFERENT cheetahs did we encounter this trip?
6. How many camouflaged animals did we encounter this trip? (I mean, the one's who weren't REALLY good at it?)
7. Sometimes life imitates art. What animal did I photograph that VERY closely imitates this well known painting ?
8. How many different families (parent/parents with a youngster) did we encounter on this trip?
A. None - procreation is not possible with all that sand in your nether-parts
B. _______ (your guess here, 'cause even I don't know yet)
C. A Brazilian
Legal Disclaimer: Not all prolific procreators are Brazilian. But all Brazilians are……well, you know...
9. Which species did we encounter having an…hum…"encounter"?
A. Lions
B. Giraffes
C. Robber Flies
D. All the above
E. A and B but not C
F. C but not A and B
G. You guessed it…Brazilians
10. How many DIFFERENT leopards did we encounter?
11. What is every animals' favorite music genre?
Helpful Hint and shameless plug: https://www.africawild-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=106&t=7354
Okay, so I'm running out of ideas here….but the photos are different!
12. Animal Antics: Which AW member's saying, in TTs, does this pic remind you of?
BONUS PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION: Life is short - Why are you wasting your valuable time on this drivel?
Loser gets a life-sized bedbug. Not a print, a real bedbug, or you can opt for a weekend getaway to the North Korean Riviera. So think before answering impetuously.
Quiz
1. We all know the Kgalagadi is a predator's paradise. How many predators did I photograph this trip (April 17 - May 17, 2017)?
A. Zero
B. Between 25 and 35
C. A Brazilian
D. All of the above
2. How many can you name? _____
Those who chose "A" above can go back into your cave.
Legal Disclaimer: not ALL predators are Brazilian.
3. It is widely known the Universe is made up of neutrons, protons, and morons. How many oxymorons did we encounter on our trip?
4. Can you name any?
5. How many DIFFERENT cheetahs did we encounter this trip?
6. How many camouflaged animals did we encounter this trip? (I mean, the one's who weren't REALLY good at it?)
7. Sometimes life imitates art. What animal did I photograph that VERY closely imitates this well known painting ?
8. How many different families (parent/parents with a youngster) did we encounter on this trip?
A. None - procreation is not possible with all that sand in your nether-parts
B. _______ (your guess here, 'cause even I don't know yet)
C. A Brazilian
Legal Disclaimer: Not all prolific procreators are Brazilian. But all Brazilians are……well, you know...
9. Which species did we encounter having an…hum…"encounter"?
A. Lions
B. Giraffes
C. Robber Flies
D. All the above
E. A and B but not C
F. C but not A and B
G. You guessed it…Brazilians
10. How many DIFFERENT leopards did we encounter?
11. What is every animals' favorite music genre?
Helpful Hint and shameless plug: https://www.africawild-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=106&t=7354
Okay, so I'm running out of ideas here….but the photos are different!
12. Animal Antics: Which AW member's saying, in TTs, does this pic remind you of?
BONUS PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION: Life is short - Why are you wasting your valuable time on this drivel?