For all you non-DUMMIE AW mathematicians and scientists out there

: Here's a serious Quiz:
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1.
Since the temperature can reach 40+ C in Kalahari summers, will you experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet?
Spoiler Alert - (Yes, if you're lucky.)
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2.
If I'm holding 2 Namaqua doves in my hand, and a Lanner Falcon snatches one,
how many fingers will I have left?
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3.
Springbok A, stationary, "answers the call of Nature" at 2 PM at Kamquaa.
At the same time, a Kalahari windstorm, moving North at 150 kph arises in the Nossob riverbed.
In what camp, and at what time, will the sh*t hit the fan?
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