You are making this up as you go along.
So Pumbaa and Timon narrated & took the pics even though they were not there.
If you really grabbed The Cow by her derriere, several things would have happened, all in quick succession -
1. The Cow would have slapped you across the face.
2. Bushcraft would have punched you in the nose.
3. The Rats would have taken it in turns to kick your shins.
Seeing as there are no photos of your wounds, and you have not moaned about any pain whatsoever, I don't believe you. You normally post horrific pics of any injuries you sustain on your trips and complain for ages about the agony you were in.
Nice picnic basket.
