This July Dimwits Trip actually had a prequel at Brewers!
RP: "Hello, pleased to meet you, I'm Richprins!"
Xandercage: "Hello, I'm Xandercage, where is Dwarf?"
RP: "In Marloth. But let's have some tea!"
An hour later...
RP: "Let'sh play a trick on Dwarf, and shay we met and hate each other! Whahahaaa!
"X: "Yesh! And that we refushe to go to Kruger together! Whahahaaa!
"And so we each phoned poor Dwarf that night and played the prank, it seemed very funny at the time! Poor chap, he didn't sleep a wink and almost cancelled the trip.
Next morning.
Tring tring...
Mrs Dwarf (who can be very scary): "What the hell is going on?
"RP: "Itwasallatrickandweweredrunkandididdn'tmeanitandactuallyitisnotfunnysoory!"
(I wouldn't last very long under interrogation...
)Anyway, we left one cold and cloudy morning....I was with Borderline who had come in his own car for some stupid reason.
They were actually picking up rubbish around filthy Hazyview, never seen that before nor since!
Gorgeous clouds!
And at Phabeni in no time!
Mestel 
good start to the trip 